1. Gotcha suckers. 😛
2. Don’t those lists annoy you?
3. They’re all the same title format. “X Amount of things (Specific number is super important somehow)
4. Don’t fall for the thumbnails. It’s my weakness. “OH BRIGHT AND COLORFUL!” or “The hell is this?!”
5. None of this is legitimate, I just felt inspired after clicking one of those articles for the 750,000,000th time. I have a problem.
UPDATE: Don’t forget the “A person does this specific thing, and what happens next will leave you blah blah blah.”
What other ones always get you?!